Tuesday, January 15, 2008,8:23 PM
literature madness
first lit lesson today and i can tell you my teacher, mr faizal, should be commited to northlight secondary.
why? because lit is meant to be boring, like shakespere "to be or not to be" or "what's in a name?" speeches, but mr faizal turns it into a class full of kids spurting out uncontrollable laughter the way a dog spurts out shit.
you know, anywhere anytime.
seriously, he was acting out a scene with "Gangster" Zheng Ying or however you spell it and he was the innocent guy going to mcdonalds at 2am in the morning from marine parade to buy filet o fish.
then he was confronted by GZY and started crying to win symphaty in the hope that GZY will let him off loose and it worked.
His tale? that he has 7 younger brothers to feed because the father left them. dont ask me where the mother went. so he was going to east coast park to apparently fish with his bare hands.
thats the story in short form.
but in ten minutes, the class was laughing uncontrollably. trust me, if you'd stepped inside, you'd have thought we were exchange students from hawaii, where they laugh for the easiest reason.
LOL.
